I love Knoxville 🍊

magebird:

corpseheiress:

If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

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Still a little bumpy because I just got it done, another Shakespeare quote. It’s so easy to forget who you are and lose yourself among all the craziness. My dad would always tell me this when I was struggling with a situation, a friendship, or just had a lot going on. My own personal reminder that what’s important at the end of the day is if you’ve remained true to who you are.

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shannnfayyy:

I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH

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gsdpup:

my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

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got a little intoxicated last night and this happened

#GBO 🍊

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

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