why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

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I said it’s great to be a Tennessee Vol! 🍊 #CheckerNeyland (at Neyland Stadium)

I love Knoxville 🍊



If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

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Still a little bumpy because I just got it done, another Shakespeare quote. It’s so easy to forget who you are and lose yourself among all the craziness. My dad would always tell me this when I was struggling with a situation, a friendship, or just had a lot going on. My own personal reminder that what’s important at the end of the day is if you’ve remained true to who you are.

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my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

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got a little intoxicated last night and this happened

#GBO 🍊


i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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