#GBO 🍊


i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

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The family on the wedding day 5/24/14 

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"That’s right kids Jesse Pinkman lived, Dexter lived, but your Mother didn’t make it. Sleep tight."

Seth Meyers on ‘HIMYM’ (via micdotcom)

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i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

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The Shape of Ideas

all good things to remember when planning lessons for the year.

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Why is this not taught universally.

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